We are a rock n roll band. We are not cool. We are not trendy. We hate trends. Actually no, just trendy people. We have probably been to your town but chances are you have never heard our music and that's ok with us. We are not rockstars. We are not drug users. We have tattoos, we like to drink and we like to party. We do have a female drummer, thanks for continuing to point that out like you're the first person to notice. I think we're suppose to say we follow our own rules but that's not true for us or anyone. You can tell us that we're out of key, off time or how much better you could do it but we don't give a fuck about what you think. Unless you're nice. We hope all that money you spent on the clothing helping you express your identity as an inidvidual was worth it. Nothing spells acceptance like u-n-i-f-o-r-m. We started this band as friends, not musicians. We are stronger together. there were three of us, now there are two. We love you brother. We are The Bad Signs, and unlike your stuck up band we wrote this in the first person. Thanks for coming to our shows and listening to our music. It will always mean the world to us.